I am so sick of people whining about needing coffee. Actually, it's not "people" that bug me... it's women. Rarely (I actually can't think of one time) do I over hear a man on his cell phone babbling on about how he couldn't make it to Starbucks for a "mochafrapalattechino" and how his day is now ruined because of it. Women, however, blabber on in this manner incessantly and it pisses me off.
Coffee is not a drug. Heroin, cocaine, crack, crystal-meth- these are drugs. I've never seen anyone go to rehab for coffee (Coffee Drinkers Anonymous anyone?). There are no "coffee addict" support groups. If you can't have a $5 "frapalattespressochino" for your caffeine fix please refer to the thousands of other sources of caffeine: Coke, Pepsi, Red Bull, Amp, sugar packets, etc. Why does it have to be "coffee?"
If you can't make it through a ONE DAY without a cup of coffee, then maybe you need to re-evaluate your life.
Get more sleep (which might happen if you DRINK LESS COFFEE), quit your 2nd job (you can make up for the lost income by not going to starbucks 12 times a day- that's $60 a day in lost income to COFFEE), or maybe switch to no-doze... fuck it, just start doing cocaine so then I can at least hear you whine about a real drug problem.
Either way, the obsession women have with talking about coffee needs to stop.
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